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    I hate Jade Dernbach

    Yes, I'm making a separate thread on it.

    Whatta prick!! Keeps on shouting every time something goes wrong. HATE him!

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    really?

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    I hate Jade Dernbach because he's losing us matches. Imagine if we'd had Broad instead of him yesterday. Somebody needs to tell him we've seen his fancy slower balls. Bowl a ****ing yorker.

    Btw did you start this thread somewhere else?
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    What do you mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloo Gobi View Post
    What do you mean?
    This

    Quote Originally Posted by Aloo Gobi View Post
    Yes, I'm making a separate thread on it.
    Playing left arm spin better than the national side, since the age of 12
    Kallis a minnow basher you say?
    FTB you say?

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    ^ no he means hes making a hate thread just for Jade. I think hes allright ntn to hate about the guy

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    He is a brat. No lie, he is really annoying to watch. Especially the tattoos on his arms, makes me want to slap the guy. Toxic mutha****a.

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    Lol. Rule is you have to have tattoos to be a fast bowler. Look at Steyn, Johnson, Siddle.
    Playing left arm spin better than the national side, since the age of 12
    Kallis a minnow basher you say?
    FTB you say?

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    Steyn, Johnson,lee is good

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    Dernbach's slower ball action is excellent maybe?


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    Playing left arm spin better than the national side, since the age of 12
    Kallis a minnow basher you say?
    FTB you say?

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    Just found a new Thread and @ that pic

    @ Cabinet - you are a part of cricfire as well

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    EAT it COVERDRIVE, EAT IT!!!!
    Playing left arm spin better than the national side, since the age of 12
    Kallis a minnow basher you say?
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    Dear Jadeback,


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    you guys are awesome jadeback

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    Didn't have like 12+ runs to defend? Pretty ordinary to be honest.

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    End of over 17 (9 runs) Pakistan 107/3 (23 runs required from 18 balls, RR: 6.29, RRR: 7.66)
    Misbah-ul-Haq 21* (24b 1x4) ST Finn 4-0-31-0
    Umar Akmal 19* (17b 1x4) SCJ Broad 3-0-20-0
    England's finisher is back...Dernbach needs to find something special here to wrest this back for his side...
    17.1 Dernbach to Umar Akmal, 1 run, slower outside off and cut to extra cover
    17.2 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, 1 wide, slower ball bouncer and called wide. It ballooned over the batsman's head
    17.2 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, 1 run, cut off the back foot out to deep cover
    17.3 Dernbach to Umar Akmal, 1 run, Akmal goes to paddle sweep and then adjusts to forward defend outside off and drop it into the off side
    17.4 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, no run, slower ball outside off, the Misbah heave into the leg side misses
    17.5 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, 1 run, pulled out down to deep backward square
    17.6 Dernbach to Umar Akmal, 1 run, full on the stumps and cut out to deep cover
    An excellent set from Dernbach, this game is still in the balance...

    Can you Adam and Eve it...13 to win...
    19.1 Dernbach to Shahid Afridi, 2 runs, full, slapped down the ground, a slide and save at long off
    Oh boy is this tense! Good job it isn't the world cup just yet...
    19.2 Dernbach to Shahid Afridi, 1 run, OUT, slapped down to long on, the through comes back to the keeper's end, gone!! Afridi is run out trying to come back for the second, a fantastic flat, quick return to Kieswetter who again did brilliantly get the ball back onto the stumps
    Shahid Afridi run out 3 (6m 2b 0x4 0x6) SR: 150.00
    And now Hammad Azam...
    19.3 Dernbach to Hammad Azam, 1 run, flat, full, straight and dug out into the covers, great delivery
    19.4 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, 1 wide, short and wide of the off stump, wide called!!
    19.4 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, 1 run, pulled out in the leg side but just a single as midwicket comes quickly off the fence
    19.5 Dernbach to Hammad Azam, 1 run, swung at, an edge to third man
    So Six to win off the last ball...goodness me what a finish to the tour...
    19.6 Dernbach to Misbah-ul-Haq, OUT, bowled him!! A slower ball out of the back of the hand, Misbah swings and missed and loses his leg stump.England win by five runs, an absolute thriller of a game!
    Misbah-ul-Haq b Dernbach 28 (56m 32b 2x4 0x6) SR: 87.50
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    Found some Special from Dernbach here



    :r ofl:

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Biηηiηg- View Post
    @ Cabinet - you are a part of cricfire as well
    Whatta traitor! Who made him the mod?

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    Taking the piss out of Australia. It's what we English do now. Here's some vintage Derbach

    Playing left arm spin better than the national side, since the age of 12
    Kallis a minnow basher you say?
    FTB you say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoverDrive View Post
    Whatta traitor! Who made him the mod?
    I know right, Aloo gobi or 10dulkar did. I think.

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    Nah it was PanesarV and Thind.
    Playing left arm spin better than the national side, since the age of 12
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    before my times

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoverDrive View Post
    Whatta traitor! Who made him the mod?
    http://cricfire.com/forum/showthread...ie-quot-AmritM


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    I Dont like him either

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    haters are piling up here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabinet96 View Post
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    that kid is Epic

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    That's my son. Dernback prick can suck his weenie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Rager View Post
    That's my son. Dernback prick can suck his weenie.
    When did you even get married ?

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    when you were busy screwing around at your work.

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